Join: Sep 22, 2011
Name: RigorMortisRape
Gender: Male
Hometown: City of Dis
Location: US
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Channel Views: 5828
Viewer discretion advised: Partial nudity. Sexual content. Douche lessons. Unpleasent language. Lord's name taken in vain. Removing animal organs with a stick. Fake bowl movements. Alcohol. Cunninglus on gumball machines. Vulgar humor. Drug reference. Violence.
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